Tag: humor
group name: onewordatatime
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January 21, 2007 07:44 PM EST --
10. Your boss thanks you for all your hard work then actually
asks you with a voice drenched in mock concern: "You will
be . . . more
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February 25, 2008 02:52 PM EST --
It's been quite a morning on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine funny writing for today:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
How to Write Good Sex by Jack . . . more
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March 10, 2008 06:31 PM EDT --
It's been quite a day on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine, funny writing:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
Life Cycle of a Poem: A Day and a Half's . . . more
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September 23, 2006 09:37 AM EDT --
Mindy Rose, she picks her nose
In goes her fingers, in goes her toes.
Out comes a greenie on her thumb,
Goes in her mouth and over her tongue.
She picks her nose at breakfast time.
With scrambled . . . more
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February 24, 2008 11:52 PM EST --
" … (use) the very same skill your third-grade teacher told you not to use when doing fractions. "
I have to admit that I don't invent most of my column topics. I'm lazy; I . . . more
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August 03, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
I have a love/hate relationship with inventions. Some I love. Computers, television and Mr. Potato Head are examples. But there are other inventions whose creators I wish . . . more
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August 06, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
Thank you God for this day.
I pledge to use it well.
Oh, and God, about last Tuesday — it wasn't my fault. See this guy I know ... well, You know all that.
Wednesday, . . . more
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July 20, 2007 07:51 AM EDT --
If I had the energy, I’d write about my daughter Kate who’s giving her parents their first grandchild. She lives in sunny California and texts me nearly every day. . . . more
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February 24, 2008 05:52 PM EST --
Someone who apparently worked for the dentist who killed himself posted on my article about it. [Here's the link to the article: What a strange feeling--my dentist killed himself! ] The article was . . . more
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February 27, 2007 08:15 PM EST --
If you don't have kids, do yourself a great big favor right now and don't procreate. Get on the pill, have your tubes tied, snip and clip your 'little friend', tattoo a 'closed for . . . more
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February 01, 2007 12:01 PM EST --
My dear fellow writers. Gather has just made our aspiring lives so much the easier. With the establishment of the Nine Essentials, Gather has proscribed a primary scope for desired coverage. This clarifies . . . more
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February 07, 2007 03:24 PM EST --
For Ed Nudelman...sans turpentine
Sixty-four ounces H20--
The daily recommendation.
Eight cups of liquid purity
I swallow.
I swig.
I gulp.
I chug.
And I think I see guppies
swimming behind my . . . more
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July 25, 2008 05:19 PM EDT --
I've been t hinking a lot since Gather's ICE change — and reading comments about how people dislike the new format and hate to see gather "turn into a social networking site."
I . . . more
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May 01, 2007 12:58 AM EDT --
My name is Sophia and I am who I am...a young lady of wisdom and fortitude. I live with my mistress Elizabeth in a house in the woods. I'm up at first dawn when the birds start to sing . . . more
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April 18, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
Layla
Merlin, is it true what they say?
Merlin
That I'm the most handsome cat in the world?
The smartest cat in the known universe? The...
Layla
No, not that. I'm talking about dogs being . . . more
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August 10, 2007 08:54 AM EDT --
Are you left brained or right brained? Do you really care? Does it affect how you write? Are you one of those who can never really get the two terms straight, and usually drop . . . more
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August 27, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
"Will any woman be able to survive marriage to Dr. Laura's son?"
I have a friend, Barry, who spends time pondering questions that wouldn't even occur . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . . more
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January 28, 2008 12:01 AM EST --
Someone who was not I said, "You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince." Humor is no different; you need polish a lot of rocks to uncover a gem. Professional comedians often generate . . . more
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